404. Well, that short-circuited.

This page doesn’t exist. Sorry!

Which is awkward… because we really thought it did, and ol' mate here insisted.

Now he's staring at the floor, avoiding eye contact, and rethinking his life choices.

The possible causes:

⁉️ You clicked a broken link

⁉️ You typed like a goblin

⁉️ The internet is trolling us both

⁉️ Shari touched something she shouldn't have.

Truth is, it's probably Shari.

In fact, it usually is...

Regardless, this page is deader than a Nokia charger in 2025.

Try one of these escape routes before the robot starts crying oil

👉Back to safety (aka the homepage)

👉Send help – aka contact us (Or don’t. Your call)

👉Just sit here, relax and enjoy this robot's humiliation and embarrassment.